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Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants pocket, he pulls out a hundred dollar bill. "Set up everybody in the place!" he shouts. The bartender obliges.
Suddenly, a little man jumps out of the guy's pocket, runs down the bar, and kicks all of the drinks, smokes, change, etc on the floor. He runs back and jumps back into the guys pocket. Bartender asks what's going on.
The guy just reaches back into his pants pocket, pulls out another hundred, and says "Just set everybody up again." Bartender obliges once more, suspiciously watching the guy.
Once more the little man appears from the guys shirt pocket. Runs down the bar, breaks the glasses, pitches the napkins into the air, etc. Runs back and jumps into the shirt pocket again. This time the guy buttons the pocket.
Bartender says "Explain yourself, or leave."
Guy says "Well....I was walking down the beach one day, and ran across a bottle in the sand. Turns out there is a Genie in the bottle. Gave me 3 wishes! So first wish was to never run out of cash again. Now every time I reach into my pants pocket there is a hundred dollar bill! Second wish was to never be lonely again. Went back to my apartment and there waiting for me were 3 of the most beautiful super models you have ever seen, all willing to do whatever I desired!"
"Third wish...I wished for a 12 inch prick, and THIS IS THE LITTLE BASTARD I GOT!!!"
On the first night of Xmas
My true love gave to me:
A handjob in the back seat.
On the 2nd night of Xmas
My true love gave to me:
2 bouncy breasts
and a handjob in the back seat.
On the 3rd night of Xmas
My true love gave to me:
3 holes for filling
2 bouncy breasts
and a handjob in the back seat.
On the 4th night of Xmas
My true love gave to me:
4 leather cuffs
3 holes for filling
2 bouncy breasts
and a handjob in the back seat.
On the 5th night of Xmas
My true love gave to me:
5 anal plugs
4 leather cuffs
3 holes for filling
2 bouncy breasts
and a handjob in the back seat.
On the 6th night of Xmas
My true love gave to me:
6 couples playing
5 anal plugs
4 leather cuffs
3 holes for filling
2 bouncy breasts
and a handjob in the back seat.
On the 7th night of Xmas
My true love gave to me:
7 times of cuming
6 couples playing
5 anal plugs
4 leather cuffs
3 holes for filling
2 bouncy breasts
and a handjob in the back seat.
On the 8th night of Xmas
My true love gave to me:
8 maids for milking
7 times of cuming
6 couples playing
5 anal plugs
4 leather cuffs
3 holes for filling
2 bouncy breasts
and a handjob in the back seat.
On the 9th night of Xmas
My true love gave to me:
9 strippers dancing
8 maids for milking
7 times of cuming
6 couples playing
5 anal plugs
4 leather cuffs
3 holes for filling
2 bouncy breasts
and a handjob in the back seat.
On the 10th night of Xmas
My true love gave to me:
10 butts for whipping
9 strippers dancing
8 maids for milking
7 times of cuming
6 couples playing
5 anal plugs
4 leather cuffs
3 holes for filling
2 bouncy breasts
and a handjob in the back seat.
On the 11th night of Xmas
My true love gave to me:
11 subs I'm keeping
10 butts for whipping
9 strippers dancing
8 maids for milking
7 times of cuming
6 couples playing
5 anal plugs
4 leather cuffs
3 holes for filling
2 bouncy breasts
and a handjob in the back seat.
On the 12th night of Xmas
My true love gave to me:
12 hours sleeping
11 subs I'm keeping
10 butts for whipping
9 strippers dancing
8 maids for milking
7 times of cuming
6 couples playing
5 anal plugs
4 leather cuffs
3 holes for filling
2 bouncy breasts
and a handjob in the back seat.
Personally I think I made out like a bandit!
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An 8 year old telling the truth. I am not sure O'Reilly can handle that.
But then he lives in a different world then the rest of us.
Stolen from: [[dr_x_online|http://dr-x-online.livejournal.com/9378.html]] as it was just to good to pass up.
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Now, I'm not claiming to be an expert, but a collaboration of people have come up with these mistakes that sometimes happen in bed...
!40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women
(Some men really need to read this)
''1. Not kissing first.''
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
''2. Blowing too hard in her ear.''
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
''3. Not shaving.''
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
''4. Squeezing her breast.''
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
''5. Biting her nipples.''
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.
''6. Twiddling her nipples.''
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
''7. Ignoring the other parts of her body.''
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
''8. Getting the hand trapped.''
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.
''9. Leaving her a little present.''
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
''10. Attacking the clitoris.''
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.
''11. Stopping for a break.''
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
''12. Undressing her awkwardly.''
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.
''13. Giving her a wedgie during foreplay.''
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
''14. Being obsessed with the vagina.''
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.
''15. Massaging too roughly.''
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.
''16. Undressing prematurely.''
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.
''17. Taking your pants off first.''
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.
''18. Going too fast.''
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.
''19. Going too hard.''
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
''20. Coming too soon.''
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.
''21. Not coming soon enough.''
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
''22. Asking if she has come.''
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.
''23. Performing oral sex too gently.''
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.
''24. Nudging her head down.''
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
''25. Not warning her before you climax.''
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.
''26. Moving around during fellatio.''
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.
''27. Taking etiquette advice from porn movies.''
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.
''28. Making her ride on top for ages.''
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
''29. Attempting anal sex and pretending it was an accident.''
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.
''30. Taking pictures.''
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
''31. Not being imaginative enough.''
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
''32. Slapping your stomach against hers.''
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
''33. Arranging her in stupid poses.''
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
''34. Looking for her prostate.''
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.
''35. Giving love bites.''
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.
''36. Barking instructions.''
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.
''37. Talking dirty.''
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know
''38. Not caring whether she comes.''
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
''39. Squashing her.''
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.
''40. Thanking her.''
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
!40 mistakes women make while having sex with men:
(some women really need to read this)
''1. Failing to wave the red flag.''
Dude, seriously. If you're on your period we still love you. We will still cuddle you. But warn us before we start having sex with you. Don't make it a "Special Surprise."
''2. TEETH.''
This goes for the obvious parts: Please don't bite us THERE. You don't like it when we chew on your bits, do you? This also goes for several other places. Sometimes aggressive biting can be sexy. Nibbling can be sexy. Hard Biting sometimes causes yelling, and screaming... and running...
''3. Men Don't Wear Bras!''
Don't laugh at us if we don't understand the bizarre and inconsistent ways in which yours fastens. If you want to be undressed gracefully, throw us a freakin' bone there.
''4. Don't Forget the Fellas...''
We have balls. They live in a happy little sack, but frequently feel like they weren't invited to the party. Play with them. Touch them, for God's sake. And... oh... could you lick them from time to time? Would it KILL you?
''5. ...But Don't Hurt The Fellas''
Of course, we say "touch them" but notice we did NOT say, "Use them for a punching bag." It's a happy little sack. Be gentle with it.
''6. God Gave You Hands!''
It's wonderful that you have decided to use your mouth on Mr. Happy. However, you can shake his hand first, and even more importantly, keep a firm hand on him while your mouth does those wonderful things you know how to do. Deep throating is awesome, but you can accomplish more or less the same thing with a firm hand working in tandem with your hot mouth.
''7. Go Ahead And Be A Little Trashy.''
We'll still respect you later. Honest. But sometimes it can be somewhat trying to always have to draw out the shy violet. Take a chance and let that inner sex kitten loose one of these nights. Strut around naked. Tell us something you want us to do to you. Say something dirty.
''8. Take Control!''
Don't make us always have to be the seducer. Bring it up once in a while. Yeah, yeah. I know. "You always bring it up first." So you're not in the mood all the time. Here's a hint: Tell us, "Hey, I wanna have sex with you on Friday night. I'll wear my sexy nightie and I promise that I'll bring it up and seduce you." Give yourself time to work up to it.
''9. Blow me.''
Ok, Blow me but don't BLOW me. Hot breathing in the ear? Sexy. Blowing like you're trying to get out of that other kind of blow job by blowing my mind through my ear? NOT SEXY.
''10. And while we're at it... BLOW ME.''
Please. Don't make us ask. We're not at our best when we're trying to figure out how to ask, "can I put my peepee in your mouth?"
''11. We're Not Psychic Friends:''
Speak up. If we're doing something too hard, or too soft, or not enough, or too much... say so. Don't lay there while we're going to town making out your laundry list and waiting for us to be done... ESPECIALLY if we're trying to make you come. Don't be too shy to say, HARDER, or FASTER, or Oooh, take it slow, or MORE!
''12. My Manhood Is Not Threatened By Your Hand.''
If you want to help out? Do. Seriously, it's hot. It's like getting porn while you're fucking.
''13. Not sure? Ask for directions...''
Is your jaw getting tired? Are we not getting where we're going? ASK FOR DIRECTIONS. We'll probably tell you what we need to get there.
''14. I know it's CALLED a "Blow Job" but...''
Suction. That's the ticket. Ok, don't try to suck a bowling ball through a garden hose, but suck on it. Mmm. Yeah.
''15. You're Not Going To Break It.''
All those feathery light touches? Crank it up a notch.
''16. Fuck Me Back!''
Don't lay there and go "oh yea. oh yea." Reach up with your hips. Wrap your legs around me. Grind into me. Squeeze with those magic muscles. Make some noise. Suggest a position change. Participate, ok?
''17. It Is Not A Puppy!''
So please don't call it "cute", "Adorable", "Sweet", or god forbid "Little."
''18. Bathe With Water, Not Perfume...''
Here's a hint: We like how girls actually smell. You don't have to be doused in floral scent, you don't have to be one big "CucumberMelon", I shouldn't be able to smell your perfume on the sheets three days later.
''19.... But Please Bathe.''
Wash that thing out from time to time. We're not going to eat at the Y if it's a funk factory.
''20. Do. Not. Laugh. At. It.''
Or me. Even if I do something astronomically stupid. And I probably will.
''21. The Screaming Was Great But I'm Not A Roller Coaster.''
"Can we go again?" The answer is NOT RIGHT NOW. And don't try to prove that you're hot stuff by trying to make the next ride happen immediately.
''22. Love is war, but let's leave the chemical weapons out of it!''
If we're down there, please hold back on that fart. Or warn us. Or something.
''23. Offer A Rain Check.''
If we're feeling frisky but you're really not into it and aren't interested in getting in the mood... offer a rain check. Don't just beg off, reschedule!
''24. YYYESS! ~ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz ...''
Oh, GOD. OH YES. (sigh)
And yes, I will be having a nap now, thanks for askingZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
(So don't try to talk my ear off about what your mom said or your day at work right at this moment.)
''25. Speaking of your mom...''
Talking about relatives is not sexy. Don't mention your relatives or mine immediately before or after sex.
''26. Coin Operated Boy!''
Look, you don't like it when we treat you like you're only good "for one thing." We don't like being treated that way, either.
''27. Don't Worry About Your Toybox.''
Don't be afraid to ask if you want us to use a toy on you as well. It will not offend us, and it lets us have a little more of that 'oboyfreeporn' feeling.
''28. ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS''
When you come, let us know. Don't be subtle.
''29. This Isn't The Mall, and Sex Isn't Currency''
Don't hold our favorite positions as a bargaining chip. If we have to do your favorite positions for a week so we get 1position, 1 night of our fave, it's just going to piss us off.
''30. Boring Schedule vs Wacky Surprise''
Scheduled sex is sometimes sexy, because one has time to whet one's appetite. Spontaneous sex is sometimes sexy, for obvious reasons. Getting both, however, is the ultimate. The scheduled sessions gives us something to look forward to, and slipping a spontaneous session before the scheduled makes us think that you just couldn't wait..
''31. Sharing The Blooper Reel''
Everyone makes mistakes. If things don't really go according to plan...don't go broadcasting the story to all of your girlfriends. We REALLY hate that.
''32. Nine Inch Nails''
Scratching is nice, but don't gouge skin so we bleed. Nothing is more disconcerting than seeing your own blood dribble down your chest.
''33. What All Of Us Are Thinking''
HA. Thought we'd tell you, didn't you?
''34. Goal Oriented''
Contrary to popular belief, we like foreplay, too! Don't grab it, pull on it and expect to stick it in.
''35. Sex + Guilt = NO FUN FOR ANYONE''
If you like sex, don't feel guilty about it. By this same token, if you guilt someone into having sex, it will be lousy sex.
''36. We're Allowed A Veto''
If you want to be treated with respect when you say "Not Tonight" then give us that same respect when we're not in the mood ourselves. It does happen.
''37. No, the Game Is NOT More Important Than You.''
But it is important to us. No matter whether The Game is a sporting event, a computer game, or a Role Playing Game. We promise, when we're through we'll come pay attention to you. In the mean time, you're blocking the screen...
''38. De Plane! De Plane!''
If you have a fantasy you'd like us to live out, don't be surprised when we request the same thing of you. No, it does not mean that we want to have sex with the girl who cleans the next door neighbor's house. But we would like you to wear the french maid uniform...
''39. Siren Call!!!''
We like it when you make a lot of noise, but please refrain from screaming RIGHT in our ear?
''40. For The Last Time,''
No, you do NOT look fat.
Definately enlightened me to a couple things...
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Can we make this manditory reading in Health Class?
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Near as I can make you if you are 9.5cm or less she charges $50 more. If you are 19.5+cm long she charges $150 less. So now the only question is what is her base rate?
An idea for politics.
Make a new group that is a peer to the House & Senate, but rather then making it a state based group make it represent the nation. Give it 200 seats, and then make the voting for it be by party. Each party gets a number of seats based upon the percentage of votes they received. The party gets to decide who gets the seat. This way if Joe didn't get the Senate seat, they can tap him to be on the other group. Why waste the best talent the party has?
How to get your party on the ballot? Collect 75k signatures nation wide. Doesn't matter if they all come from one state or city, or if it is a little from every part of the country. Oh, and make each party do it each time. This way they show that the people still want to support them, as well as stopping folks from writing rules that favor the parties already in existence.
It is a way small parties can actually get a chance to play with the big boys. Not to mention a chance for folks to vote for a minor party and not think that their vote is wasted. I think it is a good way for us to get out of this 2 party photo finish election system.
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!A wet, wet girl
I don't think it could get any wetter.
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If you dress like this women will start staring at you the second you walk in the room.
They will also be laughing, but it is better then when they ignored you, right?
I find that the kind of Christians that always try to convert people to attend THIER church seem to be more scared of the agnostic then they are of athiest, those of other religions or other Christians. This mostly seems to be due to agnostics actually listening to them and then poking holes in what they said. They can't dismiss it as "They are brain washed by belief in false gods" or whatever. Nope, it is mearly that agnostics are looking for proof, something more then "It says so in the Bible". Gee, which version? What, there is only one Bible? Then why are there Bible book stores that contain 100+ versions of the Bible? Oh, those are false works? Really? So when was your version of the Bible written? Oh, that was rather recent. Are you sure that you have a true interpretation? And on and on and on....
Most agnostics have studied religion, often several different flavors, and know that for every good thing someone can claim for thier religion there are 2 or more bad things that they all atttempt to gloss over or dismiss. Like [[slavery|http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2021:7;&version=51;]], or [[eating various animals|http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Lev%2011:7;%20Is%2065:4;&version=65;]]. And if that Christian can pick and choose which parts of the Bible to follow, why can't other people? And what if someone chooses to follow a path that is 95% the same as that Christian's, but it comes from some other religious text, why is that wrong?
I have a million questions in search of a single answer, but in reality I know that I will only find it within myself.
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!Alanis Morissette - covers My Humps
Isn't it amazing how much more this version makes you actually ''hear'' what the lyrics are saying?
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|Pineapple juice|1/2 oz|
|Cream|1 tsp|
#Pour the Midori and pineapple juice into a shot glass.
#Top off with the cream
#Serve and enjoy.
About equal to wine in alcohol content.
At one time I was offered a role in an Adult movie. I was offered the role of ''Pizza Guy'', mostly due to my working as a pizza delivery guy at the time. Thing is that it was an all girl movie, so all I was going to get to do was show up at the door, deliver the pizza, get to watch the girls in the background going to town, and then spend the rest of the movie falling off stuff as I tried to peek in the windows to see some hot girl-on-girl action.
I turned the role (and $50) down.
Later I saw the finished product. I was glad I was not in it. It really was porn. No artistic quality to it at all. The story was worse then normal, and all the women they had in it looked like trailer park rejects who took thier pay in the drugs they took during the filming. Not one of them looked like they even liked the sex they were having.
''Lesson to be learned here:'' If none of the people in a video look like they are enjoying the sex, odds are that no one else will either.
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!Almost makes me understand Furries
These ladies are protesting that people eat animals, when they should be eating people instead (Just not in quite the same way).
And while I believe in 3 simple rules (No animals, no children, no dead things), I always have to ask myself 'Is it OK that I get turned on by some sexy girl dressed up as an animal?'.
I just walked into the living room and saw what it is I've been wanting for a long time: A naked woman down on her hands and knees, cleaning the floor. OK she was cleaning up the coffee she split...but I knew I wanted it.
The bad part is she is going home on Sunday.
''How did it all start? ''
One night I was sitting at an outside table at a local [[coffee house|http://www.cwecartel.com/]].
A car with 2 girls in it parked across the street in the 45 degree parking. I saw a long bare leg come out of the passenger side. She barely had room to get her door open, so I saw that she was going to have to face me to get out. Doing some quick mental math I realized there was no way she could avoid flashing me if she had on a short skirt. I thought to myself "this is one of those moments you need a camera".
Just as she got out a truck drove between us. When it got out of the way I saw she was wearing a short skirt. I thought to myself "That was almost porn".
The next day I started coming up with ideas that fit into the AlmostPorn concept.
"Honey, would you like a dinner roll?"
"No, thanks."
"How about an After Dinner Roll?"
"I thought you'd never ask!"
In the long tradition of things reserved for after dinner; drinks, cigars, and mints; AlmostPorn is proud to bring you ''After Dinner Rolls''. Something to share with the ones you love, or even the hottie you brought home from work.
Non-fattening, stress relieving, and good for your heart. They are so good you should limit them to adults only, but don't be surprised if you catch the kids sneaking one behind your back every now and then.
Yes indeed, nothing is quite as good as an after dinner roll.
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!Just in time for Xmas!
This space saving chair is sure to be a hit with women with crowded kitchens.
Imagine being able to make a fresh glass of juice at anytime for those you love.
[img[images/juice2.jpg]]
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Hijacks core backupPath function, replacing the datetime naming system with a rotating set of backups, whose number is limited by the user.
!Issues/Todos
* Possible to insert an option into the AdvancedOptions Tiddler? That'd make editing the number of backups that much easier.
!Revision History
* 1.0.2 (6-Mar-2006)
** Wrote code, totally stole SimonBaird's documentation system
* 1.0.1 (3-Mar-2006)
** Wrote code
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[img[images/sexy/AlysonHannigan-fake.jpg]]
!Alyson Hannigan - Why you can't always believe pictures
Someone made her just a little more chesty.
And in case you don't remember what she really looks like:
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!Amazing Ass
Not a clue of who it is, but damn! That is nice!
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!Amazing Ass 2
Do I really need to say more?
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!Amazing orgasm machine
It is amazing what fun a ride on a bike can be for a girl.
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!Anabelle does a sexy Strip Tease
Watch as Annabelle slowly takes off each piece of clothing and eats grapes in a very sexy manner.
You have to picture the following being sung in a kind of suburban/Disney approved rap style.
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Hello my name is Andi
I look as sweet as candy
But I don't play with little boys
Just sexy chicks with lots of toys
<html><img src="images/Andi.jpg" width="300" height="330" alt="Andi" align="right"></html>Ya wanna make me moan and scream
cause I’m your wet saphoric dream
a true... cunt munchin' slut
who likes to get freaky with a dildo up my butt
I want to spend the night with you
But you have ta tell me what to do
Make me... crawl across the floor
and tell you... I’m your dirty whore.
Tie me... face down to the bed
so you can relax as I give you head.
I make your juices drip and drop
with my tongue... goin' non-stop.
Your fingers tuggin’ on my hair
as ya make me lick you everywhere
Ya know I love your musky taste
as you grind yourself ‘cross my face
Then out comes your strap-on toy
thicker 'n' longer.. then any boy
First you make me lick it
before ya start ta stick it
in every... hole I got
n’ make me... cum quite a lot
And when I’m all-weak in the knees
You tell me it’s just the start for me
Tie me... spread eagle to the door
So you can fuck me a little more
Feel you lubin’ up my ass
So you can fuck it hard and fast
As I feel you spread my cheeks
I know I will feel this for a week
Shovin’... four fingers in
Cause that’s how you wanna begin
Later as I’m lying on the floor
My ass to tired to do any more
You say “Later if your lucky
I just might... let you fuck me”
Then you walk right out the door
Abandoning this sluttish whore
Bitch!...I think I love you
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!Anekee Van Der Velden
Nice to look at and she is not store bought.
After many years of careful questioning, consideration and observation I have at last come to understand why the typical male fantasy is a sexual encounter with 2 bisexual females.
He is hoping to pick up some pointers, and maybe even learn what women really want in bed. I know that every time I get to watch 2 women paying attention to each other I learn a lot. And like most men I know that trying to learn what women want from watching porn is about the same as trying to learn how to fight by watching professional wrestling.
At this point I am still just a student, eager to learn from any women out there willing to teach me.
Also see [[Hot Bi-Babes & the Man]]
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!Anti-Kamasutra
At last someone has documented the many many ways that one can not make love.
http://apocalypticbob.livejournal.com/ [img[http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/56470903/5644318]]
And her friends: [[Bob's Boobs|http://bobs-boobs.livejournal.com]] [img[http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/38034424/8919068]]
She's a great lady, who is just the right amount of naughty. She is even a very proud MILF.
I took quite a few pictures at Archon 2006.
All of the ones you might not want to catch your 10 year old child staring at, but are damn sure you want to see, are behind these pictures.
[img[Girl with Wings|images/Archon06/thumbnails/DSCN3130.jpg][http://almostporn.net/images/Archon06/]] [img[Jamie's lovely tape|images/Archon06/thumbnails/DSCN3036.jpg][http://almostporn.net/images/Archon06/]] [img[Shannon Keith|images/Archon06/thumbnails/DSCN2986.jpg][http://almostporn.net/images/Archon06/]]
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68.3% of the US population fits in the range of these measurements
|!Average Male|>|>|
|Height|65.86 - 71.34 inches|68.60 avg|
|Chest|34.71 - 39.99 inches|37.35 avg|
|Waist|29.04 - 35.66 inches|32.35 avg|
|Hip|35.19 - 40.41 inches|37.80 avg|
|!Average Female|>|>|
|Height|61.67 - 66.83 inches|64.25 avg|
|Bust|32.51 - 37.79 inches|35.15 avg|
|Waist|25.26 - 31.04 inches|28.15 avg|
|Hip|35.29 - 40.21 inches|37.75 avg|
So, are you average?
Also see [[Females Compared]]
Take a look at the picture. What do you see?
[img[images/corrupted-a.jpg]]
Do you see dolphins? You don't? Look again.
OK, so now you see them.
Research has show that young children can not see the couple because they do not have prior memories associated with such a scenario. All they can see is 9 dolphins.
''WARNING'': If it takes you more then 3 seconds to find the dolphins your mind is very corrupt.
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!Azis - Samo za Teb
Azis is a Bulgarian Romani chalga (pop-folk) singer. Rumor has it that he is bisexual, but currently has a husband.
If you liked it also see [[Azis i Desislava - Kazvash che me obichash]] which is so over the top... Wow! Madonna needs to take notes.
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!Azis i Desislava - Kazvash che me obichash (You Say You Love Me)
Azis is a is a Bulgarian Romani chalga (pop-folk) singer. This man knows how to make a video. He is currently married to his husband, Niki Kitaeca. Their marriage is not legally recognized by the laws of Bulgaria. In 2006 he was voted the 2nd most popular living person in Bulgaria.
If you liked it also see [[Azis - Samo za Teb]], which is a lot less... dramatic.
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!Baby Got Book
Dan "Southpaw" Smith kicks it Christ-style.
Why does this just scare me? I mean is this what Christian Rap is coming to?
Backdoor Betty had a face like a Yeti
but her body made ya just not care
when she's on her knees
you is beggin' please
as she answerin' your prayers
and all you'd see is her hair
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!Balls Out Jeans
Click to play.
[>img[http://www.bambi4u.com/Sample%20Gallery/images/Bambi4U-A-10.jpg][http://www.bambi4u.com/]]
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!Sexy thick girl dancing
''Eyes:'' Hazel
''Hair:'' Red dark or light
''Height:'' 5-4 (so what! )
''Weight:'' 130 (muscle weighs more than fat!)
''Shoe Size:'' 7 1/2
''Status:'' Single
''Measurements:'' 36-26-38
''Sign:'' Gemini - Gemini’s are adaptable, versatile and spontaneous. Never a dull moment.
''Ethnicity:'' Armenian/Polish
''Favorite Movie:'' Pulp Fiction
''Favorite position:'' Doggie
''Favorite place to be touched:'' Neck and back
''Best Feature:'' The dimples in my smile. And, my ass seems to be quite popular as well.
''Advice to people:'' Patience - Many people give up their goals before they see results. As with anything in life, results take time.
''Occupation:'' Student and adviser
''Do I have any fetishes:'' Oil and heat. A warm room with oiled down bodies. Touching can be fun and slippery.
''Worst pick up line:'' Is your name Amanda? A Man Da hug and kiss.
''Why do they call me Bambi:'' Short for bambini,which means baby or child. Many of my family friends are Italian. They say that I have a youthful spirit so they have called me that ever since I could remember.
''What traits do you like in a man:'' Goal oriented, execution/action, drive, determination, fit physically and sexually, nice teeth and stability in decision making
''What do you dislike in a man:'' Playerism and games. Life is too short for drama.
''Website:'' http://www.bambi4u.com/
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!Banana Licker
Cloe Love shows how she likes to suck on a banana. She didn't do a lot of licking.
By the way, part 1 wasn't worth posting.
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Why the hell is this banned? At least show it on late night TV.
Try to stay in the middle of the air.
Do not go near the edges of it.
The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space.
It is much more difficult to fly there.
When flying in trees wear jeans.
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!Bathing Beauties Surprise
I am sure they will really enjoy looking through the photos of this vacation. So many fond memories of that "Where's the beef?" commercial.
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!Who will win?
Animated album covers fight to the death.
Created by [[Ugly Pictures|http://www.uglypictures.us]]
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!Beastie Boys & One Hot Girl
She's getting down to some Beastie Boys...all the way down to her
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!Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right
Fugggin' A! Kick it!
Still feel the same way, it's just about work now.
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!Beautiful Webcam Babe
This is what I like in a woman. An appreciation of Metallica!
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!Beaver Cam
What if Mr. Beaver from Narnia had a kids' show that went horribly wrong? This is a parody for Epic Movie. Mr. Beaver walks around Hollywood and sees not so kid-friendly stuff. Something tells me this incident might have lost Mr. Beaver his chance of getting a show... unless he goes to cable.
Tune in next week when we show you a hot, wet beaver when Mr. Beaver goes to the nude beach.
! Becca's Bitchin' Box [>img[http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/351311624_9589415583_m.jpg][http://beccaberry.blogspot.com/]]
The line that sold me on this site:
>I've always relished giving head.
>Always.
>To distraction.
>I can think of very few things that turn me on faster than licking and sucking my way to the height of excitement.
>It's an art.
>To put it more poetically...
>The cock is my canvas, and I fancy myself Picasso.
All I ask is ''Can I be painted?''
http://beccaberry.blogspot.com/
3) Minutes after you are seated a pretty thing walks up to you and ask to serve you.
2) When you tell her to get you a beer she smiles and rushes off to get it for you.
1) The women love it so much.
http://www.shivelybaptist.com/
Says the Bible is the best selling book for last 3 years, then says that we are living in a world that doesn't read the bible.
All this while putting down the De Vinci Code.
(http://online-sermons.com/m3u/042306_am.m3u)
A little old lady went into the Bank of Alabama one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the President's office (the customer is always right!).
The bank President then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!", and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The President was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The President then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the President, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!"
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the President, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square."
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00am as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident President.
That night the President got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning them from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the President's office. She introduced the lawyer to the President and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says The President's balls are square!" The President agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see.
The President complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the President, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall.
The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?"
She replied, "Nothing. Except that I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 a.m. today, I'd have The Bank of Alabama's President's balls in my hand."
She said... she wants ta sleep with girls
I thought... that would brighten my world
But what’s... a man ta do
When his girl... wants ta screw
His sister?
Lately... when she wants ta fuck
I'm the one... out of luck
Given... my hand a soakin'
It's blistered.. from chicken chokin'.
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I keep hearing Vanilla Ice doing this in that 'Vanilla Ice' style.
Bisexuality is the sexual orientation which refers to the aesthetic, romantic, or sexual desire for individuals of either gender or of either sex.
!Some Famous ~Bi-Sexuals
Josephine Baker, k.d. lang, Janis Joplin, David Bowie, Claudia Christian, Lou Reed, Ani ~DiFranco, Brett Anderson, Dave Navarro, Marlene Dietrich, Greta Garbo, James Dean, Eleanor Roosevelt, Lawrence Olivier, Errol Flynn, Cary Grant, Mick Jagger, Madonna, Michael Stipe, Kurt Cobain, Anne Heche, Saint Augustine, Joan Baez, Tallulah Bankhead, Leonard Berstein, Margaret Mead, James I, Shakespeare, Marie Antoinette, Sandra Bernhard, Oscar Wilde, Marlon Brando, Laurence Olivier, Kate Millett, Francis Bacon, Edward II, Henry III, Dorothy Thompson, Janis Ian, Gore Vidal, Elton John, Virginia Woolf, Drew Barrymore, Angelina Jolie, Bif Naked, Christinia Agularia, Joan Jett.
For a much langer list go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bisexual_people
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Some of you are going to say that some of these folks are homosexuals not bisexuals. A typical one would be Elton John. He has been married to a woman, multiple women happily report that he has had sex with them, some of them telling that he spent time with two or of them at the same time. I think that kind of shows he is into women as well as men.
[img[images/bigAllRound.jpg]]
!Big All Around
OK guys, I need some help here. We've chatted online. She sent me the pic and said she'd like to meet for dinner...and I might be desert.
She admited she'd touched up the picture. My question is how much is touched up? WHat is real, what is fake?
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Another [[turn about is fair play|Turn about is fair play]] idea.
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<p>Big Wet Boobs Game - Throw water balloons at boobielicious girls and get their t-shirts all nice and wet.</p>
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Download it to your computer by [[right clicking here|http://almostporn.net/games/big-wet-boobs.swf]]
Play more games at: http://www.sexyfuckgames.com/
Bounce from tit to tit, collect items, try not to hit the walls, and don't get buried in the sand.
[[Click Here To Launch|http://stream1.danerd.com/flash/crypt/bikinibounce.swf]]
See more at http://danerd.com/
Play black jack and then pay to see the girl take off clothes. Kind of like being at a strip joint, but with cards and pictures. Worth every penny you paid for it.
[[Click here to launch BlackJack-Off|games/blackjack.swf]]
Sites we like to read or podcast we listen to.
Setup your blog!
| URL: | http:// <<option txtBlogID>>/blog/wordpress/|
| Username: | <<option txtBlogUserName>> |
| Password: | <<option pasBlogPassWord>> |
/***
|Name|BlogUserPlugin |
|Created by|Simon Baird |
|Location|http://groups.google.com/group/TiddlyWiki/browse_thread/thread/c61b9b0e2f639684/655c866fbd66f511?lnk=gst&q=tsuser&rnum=1#655c866fbd66f511 |
|Version|1.0.1 |
|Requires|~TW1.8 |
!Description:
Provides a quick way to create a pretty link to a ~TiddlySpot, ~LiveJournal, Xanga or ~MySpace site.
Samples below should enable anyone to add new blog portals as they need them.
!Demo:
|''~TiddlySpot:'' | {{{<<tsUser monkeygtd>>}}} | <<tsUser monkeygtd>> |
|Extended use: |{{{<<tsUser monkeygtd [[Sell My Bagpipes]]>>}}} | <<tsUser monkeygtd [[Sell My Bagpipes]]>> |
|''~LiveJournal:'' | {{{<<ljUser bradhicks>>}}} | <<ljUser bradhicks>> |
|''~MySpace:'' | {{{<<msUser humiliation_network>>}}} | <<msUser humiliation_network>> |
|''Xanga:'' | {{{<<xaUser kelagon>>}}} | <<xaUser kelagon>> |
!Installation:
Copy the contents of this tiddler to a new tiddler in your TW, tag it with systemConfig, save and reload your TW.
!History
Version 0.5 - June 26, 2006 - Original Tiddlyspot macro create by Simon Baird
Version 0.8 - July 10, 2006 - enhanced to include multiple portals by Ken Girard
Version 1.0 - August 6, 2006 - Turned into a plugin with history and examples by Ken Girard
Version 1.0.1 - September 30, 2006 - KenGirard fixed ~MySpace macro
!Code
!!!!~TiddlySpot
***/
//{{{
config.macros.tsUser = { handler: function(place,name,params) {
wikify('[[' + params[0] + '|http://' + params[0] +'.tiddlyspot.com/' +
(params[1] ? '#'+params[1] : "") + ']]',
place);
}};
//}}}
/***
!!!!~LJUser
***/
//{{{
config.macros.ljUser = { handler: function(place,name,params) {
wikify('[[' + params[0] + '|http://' + params[0] +'.livejournal.com' +
(params[1] ? '#'+params[1] : "") + ']]',
place);
}};
//}}}
/***
!!!!~MySpace
***/
//{{{
config.macros.msUser = { handler: function(place,name,params) {
wikify('[[' + params[0] + '|http://www.myspace.com/' + params[0] + ']]',
place);
}};
//}}}
/***
!!!!Xanga
***/
//{{{
config.macros.xaUser = { handler: function(place,name,params) {
wikify('[[' + params[0] + '|http://www.xanga.com/' + params[0] +
(params[1] ? '#'+params[1] : "") + ']]',
place);
}};
//}}}
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!Bobby Yang: Van Halen's 'Eruption' on violin
Violinist Bobby Yang takes on Eddie Van Halen's groundbreaking solo guitar piece "Eruption" with a violin and makes it sounds just as impressive as it originally did in 1978.
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!Boobs, boobs, boobs - Remix#9
In the beginning there were boobs, and they were soft....
[[Cunning Minx]]'s remix of boobs to advertise [[Polyamory Weekly]].
Got to love the boobies!
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This is the answer to [[Dick in a Box]]
[>img[http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/1181189/479214][
http://bradhicks.livejournal.com/]]
Mid-40ish St. Louis born-and-bred working class intellectual, currently retired. Hellenic Reconstructionist Pagan, follower of Dionysus. 6'0" 290 pounds, bald with a graying red goatee; the horns only show occasionally. Polyamorous, leather-friendly, currently single. Long-time science fiction fan (and faan) and Pagan activist. On and off again local Democratic Party volunteer. Class of 1978, Faith Christian Academy. BA in Math/CS, Taylor University, 1982. Former electrician, former PICK minicomputer programmer, former PC specialist, former Macintosh specialist, former LAN/WAN engineer, former computer instructor, former editor of the Low BS Guide to St. Louis, former traveling retail business owner, former strip club doorman, former Pinkerton, former telecom fraud analyst. Diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, severe recurring depression, and an anxiety disorder. Infernal-American and proud of it.
I can also say that he throws some great parties.
http://bradhicks.livejournal.com/
Many of us, I am sure, have heard about Brazilian wax and have a vague idea of what it is. Some may have even tried it, while some are just thinking about it but are just feeling a little icky about it. Well, whatever you think or feel about Brazilian wax, here is the lowdown about it.
The Brazilian bikini wax has been a raging fad since the 1990s. It allows women to wear those skimpy bikinis that are barely there without fear of having a strand of those curls down there showing.
Why is this so? The Brazilian wax, unlike your regular bikini wax, leaves almost nothing behind. The hair in the pubic area is completely stripped off, except for what is known as a landing strip or a broader vertical strip.
The idea of having a Brazilian wax may titillate some, but for others, it is quite practical. After all, we do get rid of the hair down there once in a while, so we might as well get rid of it completely.
[<img[images/sexy/brazilian-wax.jpg]]
Brazilian waxings are done in a beauty salon or a spa. Of course, to have it done, one must remove the lower garments and lie on a table. There is nothing to worry about, though. Complete privacy is almost always guaranteed – there will be only you and your waxer in the room.
The first thing that your waxer will do is spread baby powder, talcum powder, or oil over the area to be waxed. This prevents the hot wax from sticking to the skin.
Then they will trim your hair down. The hair should be around a quarter of an inch in length for the wax to get a hold on. Afterwards, the waxer will spread the hot wax on the area to be treated with the use of a waxing stick. She will then put a strip of cloth over the wax so the wax will totally stick to the hair.
Once the wax is cool, the waxer will then pull the cloth strips off you in the direction opposite the way your hair grows. Getting it all pulled off can cause great discomfort, even pain, but if your waxer is good, her hands will move quickly so as to minimize the pain of the procedure for you. The procedure usually takes only thirty minutes.
To get the job completely done, the waxer may pull out the remaining hair with a pair of tweezers. Afterwards, she will apply a lotion to soothe the treated area and prevent any swelling from happening.
Speaking of swelling, if ever you go for a Brazilian wax, do not be afraid to ask your waxer what to do if you experience swelling or red bumps, or maybe even in-grown hair. These are the possible side effects of getting a Brazilian wax, and you ought to know what to do if you get them so as to avoid your skin from getting irritated or infected.
Getting a Brazilian wax can get pretty painful, not to mention embarrassing, since you have to strip in front of a complete stranger, but getting it frequently done eventually numbs you to the pain and discomfort. Think of it as just visiting your gynecologist for your regular checkup.
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Amen brother, amen.
Now I'm off to the strip joint to do my part to encourage women to not be ashamed of showing those lovely breast of theirs.
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!Brinna - Video 1
Brinna is another one of the fine Camwithher girls.
[[Jenn - Video 1]] | [[Jenn - Video 2]] | [[Jenn - Video 3]] | [[Jenn - Video 4]] | [[Jenn - Video 5]] | [[Femme - Video 1]] | [[Brinna - Video 1]]
[img[images/BritneyAndChristinaNude1.jpg]]
!Britney & Christina Nude
Yes, it is fake. But you know you wish it wasn't.
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!Brunette Bombshell Nicole
And another camwithher hottie. These girls claim they do not get nude on there web cams.
These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out the babes as they enter the establishment. One walks in and they "discuss" her "rating".
Joe says, "I'd give her a 7. She's really quite pretty." Bob agrees, and so does Wayne. The bartender, while bringing a new round of drinks to their table, overhears their rating of the young lady. He checks her out himself and says, "Nah, I'd only give her a 3."
"A 3? How can you give her a 3?" says Wayne. "She's a real pretty girl." The bartender, walking away, says, "Well, I use the Budweiser method for rating women."
The guys look at each other, figure the bartender has lousy taste in women, and go back to their ratings. Moments later, another young lady, prettier than the last, walks into the bar, and they confer between themselves and decide she deserves a 9.
However, the bartender, wiping off the table nearest to theirs, again overhears their rating of the gal. He checks her out himself and tells the fellows that he'd only give her a 5. "A 5? How can you give her just a 5? She's absolutely gorgeous!"
The bartender casually replies that he uses the Budweiser method for rating women. "The Budweiser method?" they puzzle, as the bartender returns to his post behind the bar. They are quite confused.
Three, maybe four minutes pass by, and then a stunning blond, 5'11" goddess walks into the bar. Long luscious legs, sexy shape. Truly a work of flawless perfection. Without hesitation, the three "judges" at the table determine that this young vixen is, without any doubt, a 10.
However, carrying a case of beer pass them to restock the supply behind the bar, the bartender once more overhears their rating of the girl. He glances studiously at her, and says that the best, the very best that he could give her, would be a 7.
"A 7? How in the world could you give her just a mere 7? She's gorgeous!" "Well," says the bartender again, "I use the Budweiser method for rating women."
"Budweiser!" says one of the guys, exasperated. "What is this 'Budweiser method' for rating women?"
"Well," says the bartender, "the Budweiser method for rating women is the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull me off her."
!Bukkake Sake
*1 part sake(rice wine)
*1 part whipped
Now mix and enjoy!
OK, maybe enjoy is the wrong term.
George W. Bush was being briefed on current events while eating breakfast. All was going OK until they got to the update on Iraq.
The man reading the report said, "Sir, last night there was a large terrorist bombing in the green zone. 287 Iraqi civilians are wounded, and 31 confirmed dead."
Bush calmly replied, "They died as heroes for their country."
The man said, "18 US soldiers were wounded, and 3 others killed."
Bush replied, "They knew it was a dangerous job when they signed up. And I am sure that God is honoring them right now."
The man flipped over the page, "We also lost three Brazilians."
Bush was suddenly overcome with emotion, tears streaming down his face, burying his face in his hands. Everyone sat there, quietly shocked at this outpourring of grief.
After several minute Bush seemed to pull himself together. Looking up from his hands he quietly asked "Just how much is a Brazilian?"
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!Bush screws the country
Sexy Roleplay was never meant to be like this.
!Nice Necklace on Cleavage
[img[http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/508695241_698a1bfe37.jpg]]
!Soft light
[img[http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/524813671_37c467f8c1.jpg]]
!Light top
[img[http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/519682814_e0c0759e44.jpg]]
!Just one more button please
[img[http://farm1.static.flickr.com/192/509268360_a27a759078.jpg]]
!Closer
[img[http://farm1.static.flickr.com/230/508876186_905aead2a1.jpg]]
!Feline
[img[http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/505756274_15b4019901.jpg]]
!My tattoo
[img[http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/504426233_d74720ae76.jpg]]
!In the pink
[img[http://farm1.static.flickr.com/59/213138036_1b85f9aa1e.jpg]]
A lot more at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/58703378@N00/
[img[http://www.boobieblog.com/img/BustyClown.jpg]]
!Busty Clown
I am not sure that she is a clown, but she is busty and that is what they called the picture. If you have any complaints about the name please take them to: http://boobieblog.com
And I have to admit that it is a great body paint job. I wonder if a woman could make a living off doing something like that? Painting clothes on people I mean. I know you can make money for wearing clothes like this. And it would sure save on buying new clothes, as you could always be in the latest style and colors, not to mention they would always fit.
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!C.I.L.F. (Cartoons I'd Like to Fuck)
Admit it, you have thought about banging some sweet little pixilated putang at some time or another. Don't be ashamed, we all have. It comes in from being babysat by the TV. The only time you should feel ashamed about it is if you bought your cartoon honey a present, or even tried to engage in sex with her.
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!CSI Lost Episode
For some reason the censors decided that this episode was a little to adult for American viewers. Hey, these are the same folks who thought that Janet Jackson's nipple flash was the end of civilization, but watching a man get beheaded is something that should be seen 23 times in a row in slow motion.
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!Cameron Diaz And Christina Applegate - Lesbian scene
To ease their roommate (Selma Blair) through a relationship-induced depression, Cameron Diaz and Christina
Applegate take her out on the town. During their attempts to find her "Mr. Right Now", Diaz meets Peter Donahue, played aptly by Thomas Jane. Missing her opportunity with him that night, Cameron Diaz is talked into pursuing him to his brother's wedding. The ensuing road trip packs even more slapstick and locker room humor into an "already-bursting" movie.
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!Cameron dancing her ass off
Sexy little video of Cameron shaking her ass to the music.
[img[http://www.boobieblog.com/img/CantKeepHandsOff.jpg]]
!Can't keep my hands off her
OK, you caught me red handed, but I was only trying to give her a little support, and show her that this is where her bra should hold them up to.
For more like this go to: http://www.boobieblog.com
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!Candi's Sexy Dance
Candi is 22 years old. She likes hot guys and sexy bi girls. She will do anything for a ride in a Mustang or a passing grade. She is studying to be a nurse. Someday she hopes to find the cure for cancer, or at least her favorite pair of underwear, which were last seen at the Alpha Kappa Psi party.
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!Carmen Electra - Milk does her shirt good
Milk and feet. A little fetish, don't you think? :) But even so, if that's what it takes to get a body like that... Then the cows are going into overtime.
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!Carmen Returns 2
Now in the shower...Enjoy!
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!Carmen Shows Off Her Amazing Body
Carmen, who is one of our FAVORITE girls on FOUNDRY CAMS shows off her amazing body in a new skin-tight outfit, a shiny bikini, and in a bubble bath. Music by Rob Balducci.
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!Carmen is all wet
Just the way you like 'em. Sexy and wet.
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I laughed, I cried, I bought some leather.
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!Catalina Dancing For The Nerds
Just another reason I am a computer nerd. We get all the hot girls.
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This has to be the most imaginative way to avoid getting caught I have ever seen.
I'd still dump her for lying to me (A relationship is built on trust), but he at least shows a cool head under pressure.
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!Children See Children Do
Just felt that you should see this.
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!Chris Rock Opens SNL with some election talk
Chris Rock ask 'Is America ready for a black President?'. My question is, why the hell is someone's race, religion or sexual orientation even a factor? The only real question is are they the best person to do the job. Nothing else matters.
!Gadfly's Online Christian Bondage and Domination Store
In support of the recent Southern Baptist edict that women should ''"submit to their husbands"'', we have acquired an inventory of beginning B&D supplies for the Baptist couple eager to explore the righteous ways of wife domination:
# ''Starter kit:'' leather masks with zippers and cat 'o nine tails. The masks are clearly emblazoned with Christian Fish symbols on the forehead area.
# ''Nipple Clamps of the Holy Trinity:'' Three brass nipple clamps held together with golden chains of appropriate length, allowing the masterful husband many options in attaching the third "Holy Spirit" clamp.
# ''Mary Magdalene's Leather Pants:'' This "cheekless" design allows full access to spanking surfaces when the wife is in her proper penitent, kneeling position.
# ''Wrath of God:'' a 12-foot bullwhip of black cowhide on a Communion chalice handle for putting the fear of God into wives who have strayed (e.g. thinking for themselves or having an opinion with no regard for the damage this causes the family).
# ''The Rack of St. Stephen:'' Sturdy construction with heavy, fur-lined wrist and ankle restraints. Can be spun upside down for the St. Paul variant.
# ''The Archangel:'' Large punishment phallus of sufficient diameter and length to make any wayward wife admit her heretical ways and beg forgiveness.
# ''The Judas Wand:'' A handsome vibrator that works well for five minutes then shuts down automatically, leaving the wife more dependent than ever on her Master.
# ''Riding Crop of the Pharacies:'' Teach your wife the ways of the Lord with this sturdy handcrafted riding crop.
# ''Anointment:'' a thick, non-toxic balm scented with myrrh and frankincense. Perfect for easing the pain of heavily welted skin or allowing the Master easier penetration when teaching a lesson regarding the ways of Sodom.
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Borrowed from: [[KagedKitten|http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-HMFesyQ6eqGFB6OnNwHWP9NigO0-?cq=1]]
Get one for your car....Or maybe you wish to share the love of Christ.
Imagine the next time that car with the [[Fish Symbol|Fish Symbol on Cars Explained]] parks to close to you at the store (I love climbing in through the passanger door don't you?) you can help share the love by placing one of these on the back of their car. Ya know everyone will smile when they see it.
[img[Homo for Christ|http://almostporn.net/HomoForChrist.jpg]]
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[[Christian vs. Christ-follower pt2]] :: [[Christian vs. Christ-follower pt3]] :: [[Christian vs. Christ-follower pt4]]
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[[Christian vs. Christ-follower pt1]] :: [[Christian vs. Christ-follower pt3]] :: [[Christian vs. Christ-follower pt4]]
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